Well, well, well. We meet again. I suppose it's only fair that we explain where we've been these past few weeks, orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, we could just jump right into it — which is exactly what we're going to do. 😎
It's 2023! And what better way to start the year than to see what <enter tech celebrity name here> has been up to. So of course, we need to start from the top: Papa Zuck's
2022 might not have been Facebook's year (but neither was it
The ranking could have something to do with
Having convinced U.S. lawmakers that China's
But that might be the least of Zuckerberg's problems. Consumers aren't even really into the whole VR headset shabang, with CNBC reporting that
Maybe that's why legendary developer John Carmack has decided to say his good-byes, opting to
Meta ranked #43 in this week's Tech Company Rankings. It's stock price though..
Bankman-Fried? More Like Bankman-Freed 👺
Okay, okay. One could argue that being out on a $250 million bail doesn't exactly constitute "freedom", but it certainly beats being in jail.
Having been extradited to the U.S., the
For context, it took nearly four years for a federal grand jury to indict former biotechnology entrepreneur and once billionaire
Somebody Give Musk a Break!
2022 wasn't kind to Elon Musk, regardless of how often the billionaire flexed his muscles.
From the
While the jury is still out on whether Musk still thinks the Twitter acquisition was
Twitter ranked #25 this week.
In Other News..📰
- "
The Bankrupt Business of 2022 " is our favorite pick for a year-in-review video detailing some of the major events that took place last year. - The video game industry's worst-kept secret, the Nintendo Switch Pro, was indeed something Nintendo was working on but decided to scrap, perhaps over fears that it wouldn't sell very well, Digital Foundry noted in a
recent podcast . - Speaking of video games, FromSoftware's Elden Ring was crowned the best video game of 2022 by
multiple publications out in the world wide web. Binance 's $1 billion acquisition of bankrupt crypto lender Voyager Digital hashit a snag . Binance, the world's largest crypto exchange, ranked #47 this week.
And that's a wrap! Or at least, that's what we would have said had we not wanted to explain our absence.
The truth is, it was just life and year-end shenanigans that we had to deal with as we capped the year 2022. But not to worry! We're resuming our previously interrupted schedule, so see y'all next week. In the meantime,
PEACE! ☮️